A Darn Good Unicorn

jaegyoo:

some prompts you can take if you want

• I suggested we play spin the bottle so i could kiss you, but now everyone else is kissing you except me :/
  
• I meant to grab the popcorn, not your crotch, sorry
  
• I had a bad dream about you so now i’m calling to make sure you’re ok
  
• there’s a real creep at the club trying to hit me up right now and you look pretty fit so pls pretend to be my date so he can leave
  
• we were supposed to make fettuccini but you’re a child that likes to start food fights apparently
  
• okay i get it. you’re sorry. now stop serenading me and trying to climb up to my bedroom at 1am. you’re gonna hurt yourself.
  
• I see you got stood up and I feel bad for you so let’s have a drink
  
• I accidently fell asleep on your shoulder on the train and now you probably think i’m weird
  
• I put my love letter in your locker by mistake. It was meant for your friend, not you. Can I have it back now?
  
• I don’t know you, but you smell amazing and now I can’t stop smelling you, but now you’re looking at me like I’m some kind of freak.
• You’ve never seen Titanic before, so now I’m gonna make you watch it.
• I always hear you singing on your balcony (below mine) every morning, but suddenly you’ve stopped?
• You’ve got some chocolate on the side of your lip, but I’m not sure if I wanna tell you because you look so cute.
• I have an audition for a love/romantic scene and you’re the only one around who can help me.
• I made a joke about one of your biggest insecurities and now I feel like an asshole. Can I make it up to you?
• I was cleaning up and I found an old birthday card I gave to you years ago. Why did you keep it?
• I was trying to be cool, but I sprained my leg and now you’re carrying me on your back to the infirmary to aid me.
• I gave you the most heartfelt love letter, but you gave it back to me with spelling and punctuation corrections?!
• I’ve never kissed anyone before and now you’ve caught me in the bathroom pretending to kiss the mirror.