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My heart hurts.
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the entire concept of “kissing with tongue” and the misunderstanding of the point thereof ruined an entire generations of kissers and no i wont be quiet, this is a blight, we need some WW2-stlye propaganda films like “DONT JUST STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT AND WAGGLE IT OR JERRY WINS” and “THE POINT IS NOT TO MAXIMIZE MEMBRANAL INTER-CONTACT BUY WAR BONDS”
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i am a Smooch Pundit and i am extremly angry about how you all are kissing each other. repulsive
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LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao
Exquisitely detailed enough to be crafted in the forest realm of Lothlórien, this beauteous guitar was not forged by elf nor man, but by 16 year Vivian Xiao with sharpie markers! Depicting Nazgul, Minas Tirith, and even the all-seeing Eye of Sauron, this divinely-engraved instrument could surely inspire even more Led Zeppelin songs. Check put Vivian’s website for details on purchasing and commissions.
Artist: Deviantart / Tumblr / Facebook (via: Obvious Winner)
SHARPIES
This is awesome!
(via weaponizedwit)
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(Source: wwaht, via cornerof5thandvermouth)
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sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex