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there’s nothing more romantic than a story about a girl who doesn’t know what bdsm is and agrees to it because she’s afraid the man will leave her and then afterwards calls her mom crying, oscarworthy

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Spooked ya

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I started watching JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure lately so I decided I’d draw a tough street thug, aka Speedwagon.

I am very into the JoJos.

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ambitiousbard: Temperance, bruh

My ideal day would be a morning with the bae, coffee, wake and bake, breakfast tacos (with bacon and eggs omg). Then me and bae and friends go to a theme park and ride hella roller coasters. Come home to spend time with my boy, weed and cuddles and sex and playing Mario Kart on the Wii U (that I don’t own), and then like an entire gallon of s’mores ice cream because I said so and it’s my ideal day so there are no calories or cholesterol in my ideal day.

Alternate ideal day: I find a bag with a million dollars on the sidewalk. It has my name on it.

Jul. 24th, 2014 - 14 hours ago - Reblog - 1 Notes
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Tarot Asks

The Fool: Something you've always wanted to try
The Magician: Something you're very good at
The High Priestess: One thing you wish you knew
The Empress: A woman you really admire
The Emperor: A man you really admire
The Hierophant: Something you believe in
The Lovers: A person who makes you very happy
The Chariot: A prize or award you've won
Strength: Something you struggle with
The Hermit: Favourite way to spend a day alone
The Wheel Of Fortune: Something you wish you could change
Justice: A decision you wish you could do over
The Hanged Man: A time when you wished someone would listen to you
Death: Someone you really miss
Temperance: Your ideal day
The Devil: Who you talk to when you're dealing with big issues
The Tower: Something that changed your life
The Star: Someone you consider perfect
The Moon: Something you fear
The Sun: Your happiest memory
Judgement: Your favourite song(s)
The World: Your dream job

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